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"The result of going home with someone just for the sake of getting back at my boyfriend only ended in disappointment with myself. This clearly wasn't the guy for me or any other human. And sometimes going through the roller coaster of emotions instead of trying to distract yourself from it helps the pain move along more quickly. Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person."

Chelsea Handler - My Horizontal Life

Handler is definitely my favorite comedian. Plus, the girl can write. So this book is a for sure win!